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Anonymous says FML [Nov. 9th, 2009|05:43 pm]
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Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor basically thinks my paper is smarter than I am. He won't listen, even when I explain my thought processes throughout the piece. FML
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blargggggg says FML [Nov. 9th, 2009|05:20 pm]
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Today, I received a rejection letter from a company I interviewed with three weeks ago. They didn't mention giving my $200 portfolio back. Guess I'll keep using my 4-year degree to wait tables. FML
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Dummy says FML [Nov. 9th, 2009|04:47 pm]
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Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
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ID10t says FML [Nov. 9th, 2009|04:24 pm]
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Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work: I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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Video: Chopsticks Kitteh [Nov. 10th, 2009|03:00 am]
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I'm aliiiive [Nov. 10th, 2009|09:18 pm]

fluffyduck
[Tags|, , , , ]
[mood | good]

Carrots!

Those were carrot sticks before he got to them. Dork bird.

Wander's ~*favourite new food*~ is parsley. He seriously cannot get enough of it; this arrangement works perfectly as 1) he loves it so much he will dance into the cage for it whenever we want and 2) we never use the entire bunch of parsley when we buy one anyway. We give him a stalk at a time and he dismantles and chews the heck out of every part of it (leaving behind a gigantic mess, but that's a given when you feed birds anything).

Skip this bit if you hate it when your flist talks about fitness. Gym talk )

Here be some art! )
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283 [Nov. 10th, 2009|01:37 am]

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[varaerae]
[mood | sad]
[music |Warmer Days Ahead-Lighting Love]



There's ice all on my blood stream, beneath my purple skin.
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CS BOOK DEDICATION DRAWING [Nov. 10th, 2009|01:14 am]

bougieman


Order either of the Cinema Sewer books and I'll draw you a special request wad of smut all over the inside cover. Only $29 including shipping. More details here:
http://www.cinemasewer.com/?p=61
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In other news:
Andrew in Nova Scotia, the guy who does those great talking cat translations, did another one. It's great.
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amanda_ae_erin says FML [Nov. 9th, 2009|03:02 pm]
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Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML
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unlucky says FML [Nov. 9th, 2009|02:16 pm]
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Today, I attended a focus group. Since I've been unemployed for a month now I thought the $60 would come in handy. By the time I finished someone had broken into my car, stole my GPS and MP3 player. FML
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samantha711 says FML [Nov. 9th, 2009|01:28 pm]
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Today, I found out that I didn't get a job because I failed the psychological analysis. It told me to answer each question and tell the truth. So I did. I ask my friend, who got the job, if she told the truth. She said no. Apparently you have to lie in order to get a job. Sorry for being honest. FML
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Tee says FML [Nov. 9th, 2009|01:20 pm]
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Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus, as I turned to get on my bus, the bus door closed on my face, I knocked on the door, the bus driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
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braaaain [Nov. 10th, 2009|05:50 pm]

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after talking to a few people regarding the last entry i am not entirely sure it's really a comic. so to be on the safe side i present to you a new lesson in brainonomics



this is not instead of the other thing it is an addition to. so i posted 2 comics for monday... or something... i dunno just covering my ass
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Upper Case [Nov. 10th, 2009|03:00 pm]
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Has a federal judge ordered Barack Obama to prove his eligibility for the presidency in court on 26 January 2010?
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(no subject) [Nov. 10th, 2009|10:03 am]

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[cave_canem_1984]
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CNS [Nov. 10th, 2009|05:23 pm]

demongoldfish


I have exams in 1 and a bit weeks, i don't have time to make comics but still want to, so you will be getting these "comics" in the form of old medical book pages [ok i probably won't go to this much effort each time]

in short i am using comics to study. boring for you... helpful for me, hopefully.

if by the rules of SEC this doesn't count as a comic then here is my comic
under this here cut )
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New Chester! [Nov. 10th, 2009|12:24 am]

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Read the rest here:
http://jessfink.com/Chester5000XYV/





...UNDER THE CUT for naughtiness... )
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Like we’re going to wait to Mother’s day to post this [Nov. 10th, 2009|04:05 am]
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Starting right meow, we’re posting kittens whenever we like. We’re not waiting for special holidays or Caturdays to roll around. It’s meow or never Mother’s Day! Hurry up meow!

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Not so funny meow is it Amy S.?

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens
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Come be my KPOP lovin' friend. [Nov. 9th, 2009|11:50 pm]

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[madderkins]
[mood |awake]

Hello. My name's Heather, though, I go by Maddie... I haven't gone by Heather in a long time. I'm 21 years old, and I'll be 22 in December. I haven't been on Live Journal in a long time. I just revamped everything for my return and cleaned up my journal. I deleted a lot of my old friends off my friends list because 99% of them no longer posted or had deleted their journals. I'm hoping to find people who enjoy reading about others lives as much as I do.

I believe in the impossible, and dream the unthinkable, I'm a complete spazz and it shows in my posts. I'm obsessed with Korean Pop. Mostly Super Junior, FT Island, Big Bang, and Jang Geun Suk. Most of my posts revolve around that World and what goes on inside of it, as well as my own life. My fandom boys are Donghae, Hongki, Jung Yong Hwa, and Jang Geun Suk.

I don't really watch much television, but the shows I do watch are Supernatural, Ghost Whisperer, and The Secret Life of the American Teenager. I'll probably be making references to them once in awhile.

I'm currently completely obsessed with the Korean Drama "You're Beautiful", if you're a fan... please add me. I'm always looking for more people to share my spazzes with about that drama. It's pretty much taken over my life, lol.

I'm a nocturnal, and stay awake all night long. I'm on LJ all night as well. <3

I'm rather random, and will read and comment. :]

Please, I will ask, if you're going to add me... leave me either a comment here or on my FO post on my journal. <3
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(no subject) [Nov. 9th, 2009|11:23 pm]

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[haggard]
Emma Watson



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